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Mod Little Pony

These are too great not to repost. The He-Man ones are especially brilliant to me, because I remember at the time I was playing with He-Man toys, my sister was playing with My Little Pony. They seemed like such boring toys to me!

Batman and Dobbin are especially cute. More can be seen on the original gallery.

             
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Star Trek perfume?

Yes, really!

And in three delightful scents: Tiberius, Pon Farr and ... Red Shirt ("Because Tomorrow May Never Come"), which presumably helps mask the odor of nervous sweat.


     
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Spam from the UN?

You can't make this crap up:

 

FROM: UNITED NATIONS COMPENSATIONS PAYMENTS
OVERSIGHT SERVICES DEPARTMENT.
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YOUR CO-OPERATION WILL BE HIGHLY APPRECIATED IN REGARDS.

BEST REGARDS,
GERALD NELSON


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Truthiness in advertising

This comment in the Metro about the atheist bus ad campaign made me laugh.

Almost as much as the complaints that the campaign breaks the advertising code 'on the grounds of substantiation and truthfulness'. Lordy.

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Today's lunchtime distraction: Historical Tweets

Historical Tweets for more...

         
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A Terrorists guide to using Twitter

Found via cnet's Security blog. I especially like this extract. :)

[EDIT: I had posted the PDF, but it didn't seem to work. I think I may have hit send before Gmail had fully uploaded the file, so my bad. You can find the PDF at the cnet link...]

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